Tower or Terror vibes! Approaching this “fine”establishment, illuminated as LBION (the letter A being broken) we had a sinking feeling.
Don’t believe the professional photos, this place is incredibly dated and dirty.
Getting into the elevators was like time travel.
The room was depressing and musty. I get the safety issue of not having windows at height that can fully open, but you can’t even crack them open an inch meaning the only flow of air is through an aircon unit likely from the 70s. Don’t expect much oxygen here.
The furniture was cheap and likely been there since the birth of Jesus. The ironing board was broken, the hair drier dirty and had no nozzle.
The cheapest you could possibly source.
The curtains were filthy and the overloaded extension lead was a fire waiting to happen. Don’t expect a good night’s sleep either, unless you’re one of those people that won’t wake to an air horn. It’s noisy almost all night and can hear a pin drop from the corridors due to no soundproofing. Plus the maids roam the halls from the early hours with their walkie talkies going off constantly.
Also, white shower curtains? Was this the Psycho by Hitchcock set? Fittingly, the bathtub was so chipped, it looked like a body has been chopped up in it.
To top it off, 1hr before check out there was a knock at the door, I didn’t even have the chance to respond before the cleaner just opened the door on me in partial undress, despite the ‘Do not disturb’ sign hanging on the door.
