Everybody Loves Nobody`s Business

A vaulted great room, breezy wraparound porches with rocking chairs, and a furnished screened porch invite Uno players, lemonade sippers, book lovers, and sunset seekers to slow down and settle in. Wander down to the waterfront deck, lakeside fire pit, and charming gazebo, the perfect spots to toast the day (and roast a few marshmallows).

Families love the kid- and Fido-friendly comforts, from bunk beds and a huge sleeping loft to ping pong, pool, corn hole, and arcade machines. Adventure awaits in the quiet nearby cove, ideal for tubing, waterskiing, paddle boarding, and kayaking. Anglers will find the waters teeming with bass, bream, and catfish, while foodies appreciate the well-appointed kitchen and two extra refrigerators.

Located on the desirable south side of Lake Murray near Acapulco. Nobody’s Business sits steps from great fishing and an easy walk to Lake Murray Boat Rentals, offering Tri-Toons and Center Consoles.

What’s to Love
Sleeps up to 14 guests comfortably

- Two main-level master suites, each with king bed + full bath

- Two lower-level bedrooms, one with:

- King bed + twin bunks

- The other with a queen bed + bunk beds

- Both rooms each have a private full bath

- Spacious sleeping loft with queen bed + cozy reading nook

- Entertainment for Everyone

- Two arcade machines (Golden Tee & Pac-Man/Galaga)

- Ping pong and pool tables

- Cornhole

- 50” Roku/Satellite HDTV

- High-speed Wi-Fi

- Waterfront Fun

- Private boat dock with wide steps into the lake

- Two kayaks + two stand-up paddle boards (life jackets provided)

- Fantastic fishing right from the shoreline or dock

- Outdoor Living

- Wraparound porches with plenty of seating

- Furnished screened porch

- Lakeside fire pit

- Waterfront deck + gazebo

- Propane grill

Convenience & Extras:

- Walking distance to Acapulco USA Boat Launch

- Two additional refrigerators in the garage

Guest Amenities – Add on features for guests looking to save time and hassle at the lake.
To help make your stay as relaxing and effortless as possible, we offer a few convenient add-on options:
• Outdoor Fire Pit: Guests are welcome to enjoy the fire pit! Firewood packages are available for $25 (20 logs) and can be delivered right at check-in—just let us know.
• Pet-Friendly Stay: We happily welcome up to two dogs with a $125 pet fee. (Sorry, no cats.)

House Rules & Important Information
To ensure a wonderful experience for all guests, we kindly ask that you review the following:
• No parties or events are permitted. If a gathering occurs, guests will be asked to end it immediately. A second occurrence will result in cancellation without a refund.
• This is a strictly no smoking and no vaping property—thank you for helping us keep the home fresh for everyone.
• The indoor fireplace is not available for guest use.
• Pets are not allowed on furniture, and we appreciate you cleaning up after your pet while on the property.
• Winter Note: During winter months, the lake water level is lower. The beautiful view remains the same, though water depth at the dock may be reduced.
If you have any questions or would like to add any amenities to your stay, don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re happy to help make your visit unforgettable! 🌊✨