Oost-China: Golfvakanties

Well folks, hear me out. Went for business to Shanghai and some good times, perhaps see a full-on chateau from an ancient dynasty on the way. I’ll be damned when we walked into this place. Never expected a true five- star chateau in Shanghai, dreams come true. Great experience. Checkin went perfect, except for the decline on my card. But hé, not the hotels fault. Got creative and figured it out together.. Room wonderful too. Reminded me of my trailer back at the park with the boys. For sure eye for details. Balcony door was locked, but the friendly staff opened it right away. From check in to relaxation on the balcony with a blunt: less than 5 mins. My kind of place. Too bad I couldn’t test out my new bikini. Forgot the shaver, but even worse: the most surrounding the chateau was empty. Not sure what happened, perhaps the recent typhoon sucked it all up. Anyway, that is the only thing that sucked figuratively. Went into town for some literal action and got lost. Woke up in Beijing, Forgot to check out, but great overall experience. 5 points and see you next time.

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Well folks, hear me out. Went for business to Shanghai and some good times, perhaps see a full-on chateau from an ancient dynasty on the way. I’ll be damned when we walked into this place. Never expected a true five- star chateau in Shanghai, dreams come true. Great experience. Checkin went perfect, except for the decline on my card. But hé, not the hotels fault. Got creative and figured it out together.. Room wonderful too. Reminded me of my trailer back at the park with the boys. For sure eye for details. Balcony door was locked, but the friendly staff opened it right away. From check in to relaxation on the balcony with a blunt: less than 5 mins. My kind of place. Too bad I couldn’t test out my new bikini. Forgot the shaver, but even worse: the most surrounding the chateau was empty. Not sure what happened, perhaps the recent typhoon sucked it all up. Anyway, that is the only thing that sucked figuratively. Went into town for some literal action and got lost. Woke up in Beijing, Forgot to check out, but great overall experience. 5 points and see you next time.